Why Aren't I Sleeeeeping?

[lynzie914]

I should not watch infomericals when I can't sleep.

I now want a Big Boss Grill, despite the fact that I would never use it and its probably out of my price range. I'll find out when they finally show the price. But damn if Vicki Lawerence doesn't make me want to buy one and cook everything she just showed me I could. Even the stuff I don't like. Seriously the dude wanted hot peppers and tuna on his grilled cheese. Mine will be eaten without that, thank you.

Seriously though, I want one. I can't even explain why but I do. I think Vicki Lawerence has powers or hypnotized me or something.